Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 09, 2020

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 09, 2023

Roku Remote

Roku Remote has become a comparison to male genitalia.

Girl, he thinks he's all that but all he's packin' is a roku remote!

by Wrenchdawg26 November 21, 2023

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020