Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.

OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.

by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010

Queesting

Inviting a lover under the covers for purposes of chit-chat.

I long for a multi-syllabic queesting.

Queesting was her strong suit, snoring was mine.

Queesting first, spanking later.

by Curious George Burns September 23, 2009

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016

queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

Queech

A $20 sack of dope

Yo, can I get a queech from you?

by BarbieElectra February 19, 2018

Queef Jerky

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

by C.j. Low July 1, 2018