Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016

pull your puddin

choke yer chicken, flog yer dolphin, polish yer bayonet, palm yer poker, massage yer manhood, stroke yer stoker, Bob yer knob, all synonomous

when ya see her juggs, you'll to pull your puddin

by da verbal dude January 1, 2025

Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

Titty Puddin

A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest

Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa

by DaRoad July 30, 2022

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

Puddin’

The act of pulling your pud ( penis ) until you cum in someone’s asshole and make a “tapioca puddin” to eat out.

Last night I gave it to her real good and then she let me have puddin’ for dessert out of her ass.

by Pearl Ashtray April 7, 2021