good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

sugar provider

an individual that can provide provisions (ie. monetary) for an individual lacking such in abundance. Similar to sugar mommy or sugar daddy, but can be used interchangeably to suit any special suitors, even those not confined to the gender binary system.

I really need to find a sugar provider to make paying my bills easier.

by jo_shua_d March 4, 2024

Providence Place Mall

A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?

Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.

by PandaEdge November 1, 2021

Thrombus of healthcare providers

A large group of healthcare providers clumped together and obstructing a corridor or passage

I was trying to get to the medication room but couldn't get around the thrombus of healthcare providers who were doing morning rounds

by Mr Travel nurse June 23, 2022

Ouija board service provider

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

The providence twister

The providence twister is when you wrap your legs around a girl, twist your dick up, and cum. When you cum, it sprays out in a twister way. Of course its from rhode island

"Yo Johnny i used the providence twister on that slut Sally!"

"Dude. Thats my sister..."
"Dude i know, were brothers.."

by joemama12345433467654567654345 November 7, 2020