Girl 1: “What’s your boyfriend like”
Girl 2: “he’s a property guy, he goes to lunch, does bag, wears a Rolex and only drinks expensive alcohol but can’t tell the difference”
Girl 2: “he’s a property guy, he goes to lunch, does bag, wears a Rolex and only drinks expensive alcohol but can’t tell the difference”
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will never text first with their mutuals so text them first bc when u get to know them they’re so funny and their humor is laughing at all ur jokes
propertyofningguang is not friendless and lonely and she totally didn’t write this about herself
pls mutual plspls all my moots are angels trust me xoxooxoxoxooxoxo
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not british.
sososososo funny
will never text first with their mutuals so text them first bc when u get to know them they’re so funny and their humor is laughing at all ur jokes
propertyofningguang is not friendless and lonely and she totally didn’t write this about herself
pls mutual plspls all my moots are angels trust me xoxooxoxoxooxoxo
say no to amber turd
not british.
by propertyofningguang June 7, 2022
Get the propertyofningguang mug.The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
Get the property manager mug.It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
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Get the property tax control mug.YES! Property, bitch! Possessive pronoun. MY wife! Mine. If she’s MY wife. She is not anyone else’s wife. She’s mine. Property of me.
Hym “Yes the use of possessive pronoun means she’s mine. You said “I don’t think MY wife is MY property” but the use of possessive pronoun would suggest otherwise. ‘BuT hYm! My WiFe CoUlD sAy ThE sAmE tHiNg AbOuT mE!’ Yeah, no shit, idiot. I guess you’re mutual property. I thought of this response immediately and was going to just leave you to your own devices until I heard a comment that sounds like it pertains to me. ‘Oh, WoW! wHy DiDn’T i ThInK oF tHaT!?’ Because if you have a 145 IQ mine is still 40 points higher than yours and my thoughts are better than everyone’s. Which is why people from all swaths of life use mine and make billions of dollars amongst themselves instead of their own. I am a genius.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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Get the Property manager receptionist mug.Wait, what!? Property is a social construct but gender roles are not? He also doesn't require all unfalsifiable claim to be demonstrated. Andrew is religious and invokes the authority of God regularly yet he can't demonstrate the existence of God.
Hym "I don't need to demonstrate that I own myself as property if you're not going to accept the proposition that 'That which cannot be demonstrated must be false.' Which you're not going to do because the validity of your religious world view hinges on an unfalsifiable claim. Can you demonstrate that you're not a Tyrannosaurus that transformed into a man?"
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