by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck
by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
