Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.

The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.

by Talos_Auto September 3, 2023

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

by Toblucz February 7, 2017

Presidential N64

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.

Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.

by bob saget4444 May 17, 2017