presidential pickle

Obama term reference of a watermelon 🍉

Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

presidential dinner

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.

Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025