praisecrastinate

Praisecrastinate: putting off one's tasks for a period of time by engaging in joyful worship.

Rachel: Hey Ted, what's up?
Ted: Oh, you know, trying to study but it's hard to get started.
Rachel: You're already looking at Facebook instead of working. Why not praisecrastinate by coming to costume worship in Andover Chapel? Dress up as your favorite religious person! I heard there'll be candy corn.
Ted: That sounds great. I'll put on my costume and meet you there.

by divstudent November 4, 2013

praire grass

The unmanicured (and highly unattractive) hair around a female's asshole

I was gonna rim sexy Tonya, but the bitch had fuckin praire grass!!!

by T bone 80 June 25, 2015

praekwon

A man who can hold it down and got dick for days... Ladies you need to cuff him. He funny as hell and a little chubby so he's warm at night when he hitting it raw.

Praekwon(Pray-quan) is the 🐐

by Prae all day December 23, 2016

Prairie view high School

A place where tiny little Mexican girls think the run shit@🤔,and ugly ass niggas be boomin in there jainky ass cars making a whole lotta noice for no reason 98.999% are pot heads@meee bitchesss

Every day when I walk into Prairie view high School it smells dank🚬💨

by That bitch😯 November 22, 2018

Prairie Dog Handjob

The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.

Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.

by Flipsideunder April 2, 2019

Praemornate

To prepare for the day in the morning. A verb which means to go about one's morning routine.

("prey-mourn-ate")

Conjugation:
I praemornate. He praemornates. I praemornated. I will praemornate.

Noun: Praemornation ("Prey - mer - nation") - one's morning routine.

I'm always late for work because it takes me over two hours to praemornate.
My praemornation consists of a jog, a shower, and two strong cups of coffee.

by DrJava November 13, 2019

prairie dog style

The same as reverse cowgirl, except in the ass.

I was hittin your mom reverse prairie dog style last night.

by Rhinopotomus January 28, 2020