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'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
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Poverty

Something Americans think exists in their country, yet every "poor" person has the newest IPhone, a car, internet, a TV, and enough money to pay for drugs. Poverty is more rare in America than we think. A "poor" American would be rich in Mexico. Stop complaining about how "poor" you are when you own the newest IPhone, a car, and a TV.
James: I'm so poor dude.

George: Man you don't know what real poverty is like, you own a car, an IPhone, and a TV, and you have plenty of money for drugs.

Rashid: Yes, my family came from India and when our crops failed, we sometimes had to eat only one piece of bread per day. So stop complaining about how "poor" you are just because you can't own a Lamborghini.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
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Poverty

Lacking in character, substance, charm, or wins (sports teams or players.)
Guy 1: Why would an NFL team lose four straight Super Bowls?
Guy 2: The Buffalo Bills are a poverty franchise, bro.
by GBPackAttack December 11, 2021
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Poverty Playthrough

1. Watching a youtube playthrough of a game you can't afford.
2. To play video games through internet streams vicariously
Billy: Have you played the new God of War?

Bob: I can't afford it cause i'm, po' boii.

Billy: Same, went through a poverty playthrough of it though, saved $70.
by harryrobalinoteenpraise May 30, 2018
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Poverty Dogs

"Were havin poverty dogs tonight" Fuck yeah
by Gasflame961 January 26, 2024
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Poverty rat

Tommy: if you have that kid he’ll use all your money!

Jason: What?

Tommy: Kids are expensive, you’ll be a dirty fucking poverty rat
by Your real name321 June 25, 2022
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poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.
Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands
by povertyhands March 28, 2019
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