Harry Potter

The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.
Yo man I totally Harry Pottered this witch last night, and lets just say it was magical
by jOMMY10241 March 20, 2011
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The Harry Potter (n. & v.):

Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
by The Gasm May 28, 2007
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some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. April 30, 2007
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When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"

Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?

Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.

Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
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James Potter

amazing, good looking, simp of a pure blood gryffindor, and the mom friend

oh and the father of the chosen one but meh
James Potter is the love of my life
by maraudersandpietrostan June 25, 2022
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The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all
Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
by HarryPotter#1Fan February 06, 2019
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Hagrid: Yer a wizerd 'arry!
'Arry Potter: WHAT THE FUUUCK
by Pervert Cat May 22, 2014
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