Potato

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.
by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017
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Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic
Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?
by anyGAYbody March 08, 2017
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THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL
Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...
by PotatoIsTheBest February 16, 2018
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-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?
What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**
by Cheezit the second December 01, 2016
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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