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My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.
by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017
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The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more
John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"
by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?
What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**
by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016
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Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
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