Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.

I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.

by Pete My Meat June 14, 2025

Poseidon’s Fist

When the fat wet pussy grabs a hold and won’t let go.

You better be careful about who you’re raw dogging or you may have to do battle with Poseidon’s Fist.

by Sandusky’s Loofa December 13, 2025

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

by StelioK March 13, 2025

P-8 Poseidon

The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

by Dog go December 12, 2020