Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

pop tarts th

taste like dirtsth

Thes pop tarts th taste disgusting, the taste like dirt

by Brody A. Hall September 26, 2025

Pop tart

One who claims to be tough but is soft on the inside

Your a pop tart sweet heart your soft in the middle I'll eat you up for breakfast ...

by Poppy 717 gbb September 1, 2018

Pop Tart

an individual who cant stay out of trouble enough to know better

that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!

by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 16, 2019

fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024