crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 02, 2017

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Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.

I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.

by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021

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Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 13, 2023

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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 25, 2007

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