Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

Silver Platter

a term used as a derogatory term towards toward Jewish people often used in similarity with other antisemitic terms

"Look at That Silver Platter boy" "lets go take his silver platter"

by Lsdososd March 20, 2024

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021

Periwinkle Platter

You musty dusty rat

you Periwinkle Platter! Don't take my kill!

by voiledgbyu May 29, 2022

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

PRS Platter

porkMONkey, RYCE, and SUEshi kickin' it in one illin combo w/wasabi on the side

1. Would you like some soy sauce with your PRS platter?
2. I'd like the porkmonkey in my PRS platter cooked over medium
3. Extra sticky ryce in my sueshi please
4. Jigga wut? you gotta try the flyest combo evah home diggity. PRS platta is coosby

by -niqua May 1, 2003