Ugly pity

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*

by Thatonekid87 October 13, 2019

mini pita

Just a good old fashioned dim-witted schist bucket.

Guy 1 - you are such a mini pita some times, bro.

Guy 2 - hehe, yeah, I know.

by Hottestpepperever April 17, 2023

don't pity me

stop feeling bad or remorse for me.

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me

by heroindaughter October 18, 2019

Pity pork

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.

John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.

by mds1978 January 20, 2011

Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

by Pittas September 18, 2013

pity whore

One who thrives on being put down and subsequently pitied by others.

Geff gets made fun of by Tom and Matt, but he enjoys it because Brooke and BB pity him. This is the quintessential example of a pity whore.

by Matt and TOM August 11, 2004

pity friend

Someone you are only friends with out of pure pity.

My pity friend is fat and obsessed with Inuyasha.

by Kaity v December 9, 2008