Phil Mitchelled

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.

Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled

by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017

Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life

I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.

by swaggygin December 15, 2017

Phil Anselmo

The former lead singer of one of the most influential metal bands of all time Pantera. he has overcame heroin addiction and has many side projects including Down , Superjoint Ritual to name a few . He is hated by some now because they actually feel that phil and his words was the cause of Dimebag Darrell's death .Phil Anselmo now runs his own record label called Housecore Records some of the bands on that label are Crowbar and Assjack . Atrue pioneer in the whole growl to melodic singing department and a stage presence still untouched to this day .

did phil load the gun -no
did phil drive to that club - no
did phil walk on to the satge - no
did phil pull the trigger - no

so quit blaming phil anselmo .

by dc cowles November 26, 2010

deep phil

someone called phil who is very deep and boring

david blaine ,

by keiran fagan November 28, 2003

phildickian

Having the qualities of a story by Philip K. Dick, a 20th century writer who regularly asked readers to consider the nature of reality and humanity. Films directly based on his work include "A Scanner Darkly," "Blade Runner," and "Barjo"; but many other films and novels at the turn of the century have adopted a phildickian tone.

The writing of Grant Morrison is often phildickian.

by Scott Marshall May 4, 2008

dr.phil

A day-time idiot brought to you by Harpo, Oprah spelled backwards! Dr. Phil, widely known for his southern speak, simple-minded advice, knack for making people cry, and bald head, can be viewed right before Oprah (The extremely famious blow hard whom gave birth to Dr. Phil's career) on NBC.

Dr.Phil's favorite hard-hitting question is "What part of you don't you understand?".

by Nimrod1 February 12, 2006

Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019