When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.
dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve
innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

two people that think the exact pervy thoughts at the same time. form a friendship with there dirty thoughts
by taperjeangirl8 tranion10 September 26, 2010

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.
A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.
He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.
He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.
by LeNair Xavier April 22, 2015

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.
by TufHunny August 26, 2009

by ZeR47 March 29, 2010

1. any one who discriminates against and/or looks down on any other person based on them making perverted jokes, liking to watch porn and is too young, openly admitting to jacking off, looking at a girl's cleavage when they bend over based on natural urge, etc.....
many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly
just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.
2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)
many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly
just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.
2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)
chloe- ewwy my friend told me that you always talk about sex and make dirty jokes
me-correct and so what?
chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person
me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!
me-correct and so what?
chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person
me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!
by Gbet February 1, 2010

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019
