caught in the perve

When you're checking out a hot girl and she was totally expecting it, so you quickly look away, but at this point its too late.. cos its blindingly obvious you were caught in the perve.

It doesn't always have to be the girl that catches you, sometimes it can be the boyfriend of the girl who you only notice a second later, when hes giving the evils.

dude: mate, check out the girl over there!
mate: o yeah awesome!!..o crap...
dude: what?
mate: I just got caught in the perve

innocent dude: woah!! that girl has nice tits!
boyfriend: what the f*** you think you're doing checking out my girl!?
innocent dude: crap

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

perv twin

two people that think the exact pervy thoughts at the same time. form a friendship with there dirty thoughts

two people typing "owww thats sexy" at the same time.. You must be my perv twin....

by taperjeangirl8 tranion10 September 26, 2010

word-perv

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

A person who is easily sexually aroused by words, especially sexual terms, be they scientific or slang terminologies.

He shows he's such a word-perv by the sudden erection he'll get by you simply hearing the word "vagina" in any context.

by LeNair Xavier April 22, 2015

Subway Perv

A dude who uses the crowded conditions on the subway as a cover for molestation and asshole-ish-ness.

Yo, I had to straight up confront a subway perv on the 6 today!

by TufHunny August 26, 2009

Pete the Perv

A ruh-tared kid whos a big Perv that has been pervin since 1996

Man a"hey man you saw that kid pete the perv???"

Man a"yeah man hes been pervin since 1996"

by ZeR47 March 29, 2010

perv-basher

1. any one who discriminates against and/or looks down on any other person based on them making perverted jokes, liking to watch porn and is too young, openly admitting to jacking off, looking at a girl's cleavage when they bend over based on natural urge, etc.....

many preppy girls belong to this category because of looking down on guys who arent afraid to express their instincts openly

just like homosexuality, it is not the pervert's fault. we were born a pervert and should not be discriminated against because of it.

2. any movie that makes a bad image of perverts, having the pervert as the bad character all the time, etc... but some shows are pro-pervert. (family guy is pro-pervert because quagmire is a pervert, but he's also a nice/fun guy.)

chloe- ewwy my friend told me that you always talk about sex and make dirty jokes

me-correct and so what?

chloe- and you watch porn! you are a bad person

me- you perv-basher!!! thats perv prejudice!!

by Gbet February 1, 2010

Merv the perv

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019