periphile

a lesbian pedophile (yep. they exist

girl: that weird old lady kept hitting on me
boy: oh she’s probably a periphile

by sad and horny July 13, 2019

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021

Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.

He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles

by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023