Ohio pepperoni

A penis

That man sure has an Ohio pepperoni.

by iamelevenninjas September 11, 2021

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

Korean Pepperoni

A slight variation on the Carson City Milkshake, but you incorporate a silly little salty spin to it. Performed in the kitchen.

AHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS HE FUCKING KOREAN PEPPERONID ME HEEELLLLPPP HHEEELLLLLP

by WunkerBunkett August 23, 2025

Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.

"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."

by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024

Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022