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Pecker pouch

I need to lose weight. My pecker pouch makes my dick look small
by Cuffs82 April 23, 2019
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pecker saw

The proper name for a reciprocating saw. Examples include:

-Milwaukee SAWZALL
-DeWalt Reciprocating Saw
-Makita AVT Reciprocating Saw
Hey Tim can I borrow your pecker saw? I have to hack the branches off my Christmas tree.
by NotSandyKielstra February 19, 2018
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pecker wind

A rare triumph in the sex life of a male which occurs when the air from a queef is felt upon the penis.
(After peeing in the woods) That piss was more refreshing than my last pecker wind I caught.
by Hi_C November 6, 2015
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ox pecker

Someone or something that gains benefit by being around you at opportune moments without your consent. Such as the little fish that follow sharks, or a bird that lands on Oxen to eat bugs off them
When your playing dominoes and you score a 20 and the next person in-turn lays down a blank/5 domino and scores a 25, you can call him an ox pecker.
by Elf_F*cker November 20, 2013
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pecker snecker

This is a person who has a particurly sharp promonent nose, dresses like a tramp and wears specks! Pecker Sneckers tend to have a paranoid look to them and are always looking and absorbing things everywhere. When looking around their faces look squinted and constantly look as if they are staring directly at the sun! A rumour has it that a true Pecker Snecker is able to peck three pound of bird seed up from the ground with just his/her nose in less than a minute!!
*See a Pecker Snecker* "HA HA HA, look at the shneck on that!! What a fucking dirty Pecker Snecker!"
by John.D September 6, 2006
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pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
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woodywood pecker

to tap your dick in your bitche's forehead while she suck your nuts
i did a woodywood pecker on dat bitch
by brotha chester May 13, 2005
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