to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
by Casey "Tofu" November 1, 2005
Get the parkermug. To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕
by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020
Get the Parkeredmug. sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009
Get the parkermug. Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean
That is a parker over there
by bella1025 August 1, 2016
Get the parkermug. by YellowStoned November 26, 2016
Get the parkeringmug. Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.
by kkat:) April 21, 2011
Get the parkersmug. by Stannis November 3, 2007
Get the parkermug.