Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011

Plondering

thinking about someone memories making your stomach flip. Listing to music and day dreaming about what could be. Missing the times you spend together and the conversation you had.

Plondering today feel unloved.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 6, 2019

Death-Paneling

Going door-to-door in one's neighborhood (usually with friends) looking for elderly people, who may or may not be sick, to determine if they should be put to death.

"I can't play one more game of Apples to Apples™. Let's stretch our legs a bit and go death-paneling."

by Guido66 March 23, 2010

panderific

Terrific,stellar, pimpadocious.

Receving a blow job is panderific.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!

That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.

by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Patering

Anal sex between two male people

Im so gonna patera you!

by Steve December 1, 2003