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Pullin' a Joaquin

Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.

Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have

a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:

Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
by JammBouty October 30, 2011
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Pullin the Guerrerro

the act of masturbating in an unusual place where people think you might be gay

Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)
person 1: whats that sound man?
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room
by murphman217 November 15, 2011
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Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke
by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020
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Pullin’ D

by bonqurqur January 21, 2022
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Pullin a Danny

When you wake someone up from a wet dream by Rick rolling them.
I was having a really good wet dream till someone decided pullin a Danny would be funny and woke me from it.
by Pulling a Danny March 24, 2023
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Pullin' a Kaley

The phrase "pullin' a Kaley" is used to describe a girl who sleeps around to comfort herself after her boyfriend breaks up with her.
"Wow. That poor girl has been pullin' a Kaley lately."
by OMGWTFBBQ?!?!? December 27, 2008
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pullin a jackie

when you will DO any guy that looks good.......or......smoke a lotta weed and come to school
bobby: man andrew you dont look so good
andrew: im supah high....
bobby: dang you are just pullin a jackie
andrew: im a slut
bobby: there you go again
by bobby bryce February 26, 2008
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