Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2018

The providence twister

The providence twister is when you wrap your legs around a girl, twist your dick up, and cum. When you cum, it sprays out in a twister way. Of course its from rhode island

"Yo Johnny i used the providence twister on that slut Sally!"

"Dude. Thats my sister..."
"Dude i know, were brothers.."

by joemama12345433467654567654345 November 08, 2020

Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly

For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.

by Cb9000 October 27, 2022

Meat Provider

The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.

I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider

by Meat Provider January 15, 2024

Meat Provider

Slang for those of the male species. Used as a derogatory term by females for men they only see as a piece of meat.

My main man was out of town, so I snuck off to see my other meat provider.

by swag420000 November 23, 2023

Providence Classical Academy

A school filled with bigots and privileged white people. They also bring in pedophiles and people who still accept slavery and communism as teachers.

Dude, please never go to Providence Classical Academy it sucks ass.

by Baguettes and bread November 03, 2021