We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

orange spodumene steven universe

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

protector

a condom

"Get out the protector"

by tiresome crack May 7, 2018

Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

Nigger Protection Program

A place frequented by Niggers. They are held there to protect them from members of radical races. Although Due to the build up of so many Niggers it is no longer a safe place.

AKA: Prison

Man 1: Man, If I see that Nigger that stole my car I'll kill that black sum' bitch.

Man 2: Yeah he's lucky he's in the Nigger Protection Program!

by Samuel Clemons March 31, 2010

white protective layer

The layer of build up that forms on your teeth after not brushing them for an extended period of time that protects your teeth from such things as plaque, coffee stains, and kisses from the oppisite sex.

The white protective layer on Matt's teeth is pretty nasty.

by Jesse He September 11, 2006

Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU

Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything

by LightViperUS October 5, 2021