Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

potato

This is the best word to confuse people with

I sent my coach an email of just the word potato

by potato lover 1 September 15, 2018

Potato

Potato is a legendary food consumed by gods and angels. It is said that it could bring destruction upon nations that did not produce it nor consume it. It is considered by some as a great god in itself as it manifests god-like power when consumed or cooked using appropriate methods.

Oh my god, it is a potato

by Potato is great May 3, 2020

Potato

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019

potato

a beautiful and sacred food. also your face

I will perform a ritual with the trolli and potato

by trollibobobobbb6666 May 11, 2018