generic salty poptart

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like
She's just a generic salty poptart
by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022
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Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.
I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss
by TheBeticMedic August 08, 2021
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Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.
She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart
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Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history
Henlo poptart man my good sir
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 16, 2020
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homie g poptart

"whats up homie g poptart?"
by smothered fries August 04, 2009
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