UPS Package

n. / v.

1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex

Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months

by gkel1220 September 8, 2016

Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

by Jake possum May 7, 2015

gravy packaged

When everyone that plays outwar realizes that they're all gay.

I was totally raiding last night until everyone got gravy packaged.

by bnaum October 9, 2007

amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011

packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.

"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."

by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014

Total Package

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by BigCa816 December 19, 2020