october 18

national kiss ur crush day

bro it’s october 18 jayden can kiss anja

by uM no October 16, 2019

october 18

if you throw your shortest friend you
like dick in your ass

jesse:”aight watch this imma throw indy”
joe”YO THIS DUDE LIKES DICKS IN HIS ASS”

october 18: if you throw your shortest friend you are gay

by not today joe mana October 17, 2019

october 11

eat a leaf of basil day. on october yoy are suppose to eat a leaf of basil. for fun.

hey its October 11th, you know what that means!

by souper sexc February 12, 2021

october 18

national ask out day!!!

ask any 1-5 ppl out if they all say no, ask more!

Dude I can’t wait till october 18 i’m waiting for the right time to ask becky out

by HannibalExpress October 16, 2019

October 10th

National fuck a ginger day

Ron Weasly "yo Hermione, it's October 10th"

Hermione "Fuck off Ron"

by GingerTin October 24, 2019

October 18

A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.

An October 18th Poem

It’s my birthday
it’s a great day

Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.

And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me

And let me just say
he loved going low for me

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

October 19th

National No Homo day, a day where you can be as homo as you want while remaining straight.

Maurice will go to Blue and Gold with Me because it's on October 19th, no homo day.

by Gamer Kababe October 15, 2019