Obese Cat

An obese cat is a cat that is very large and eats all the cat biscuits plus his family. His penis is shaped like a small stubby big toe.

Oh no not that fat fuck again. That obese cat ate my family last time

by Big Chungus Cat July 23, 2019

obese heat

When a fat man sweats near his genital area and the skin on the inner thighs start to chafe.

I went for a run but my fat smelly ass got obese heat

by Dickassholeappletreevagina November 29, 2014

Obese Pelican

Horrible Youtuber with a large penis

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis

by ObesePelican June 17, 2019

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019

Toxic Obesity

1. Using your weight as an excuse for a task/issue where your weight has nothing to do with it

2. Being FAT or OBESE

3. Promoting an unhealthy lifestyle and shaming those who condemn your life choice of being a FATFUCK

4. Opposite of fatphobia, furthermore, the promotion of fatphobia

Karen: " I did not choose to be fat, I just have a slow metabolism" or " I am just big boned/ it is just water weight" or "she is beautiful the way she is"

Mike: "This is Toxic Obesity at its finest, Karen..."

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

obese narcissist

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

obese pig

a great nickname for a friend or a nice insult

1. ''You're an obese pig''

2. person 1: that shit is ugly
person 2: you're ugly
person 1: leave obese pig

by suicidal meme lord March 18, 2016