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Jamaican Omelette

A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!

Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!

Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?

Person 2: Precise!
by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019
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Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
mugGet the Omelette Brainmug.

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person
My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette
by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022
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Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.
Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!
by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022
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omelettized

when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it
"man, i was just cooking scrambled eggs but i've omelettized my pot. it tastes good though..."
mugGet the omelettizedmug.

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
mugGet the Arkansas Omelettemug.

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person
My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette
by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022
mugGet the Noodle omelettemug.

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