Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.

'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'

by Filthy B Omelette Digger May 3, 2020

Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011