Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

Noon-on

The afternoon timeframe beginning specifically at at noon trough the duration of the afternoon. Attention to the time is relative to noon vs anytime in the afternoon. Consideration of other times is acceptable, but should first acknowledge noon. "Noon-on" establishes a relative degree of protocol to planning time, beyond simply afternoon, early afternoon, or late afternoon. See examples below:

The process only takes a few hours, and we'd like to finish early, so lets begin noon-on. (The process can begin anytime in the afternoon, but relative to the "duration" and "end-early" desire, consideration should be given to noon, to early afternoon first).

by DaveDogDMY August 6, 2024

Noone

You idiot, you spelled no one wrong

Texter 1: hey, my mom died...
Texter 2: noone asked bruh lol XD haha stupid noob
Texter 1:that’s mean
Texter 3: bruh that’s not how you spell no one it’s not noone

by Kai The Raptor March 20, 2020

its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.

Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 20, 2019

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

noone

When you don't give a fuck about the space between the two o's

Noone will ever know why Troy is such a dipshit

by pogyoshi March 9, 2021

noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022