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Mr. Nobody

The scapegoat for teachers when their students fail to admit who did what was bad in the classroom. The Teachers sarcastically say it must have been “Mr. Nobody.”
Dark Sarcastic Teacher: Who wrote this vile message on the chalkboard?I guess Mr. Nobody did it, huh? Mr. Nobody did it....
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
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nobody

The worst thing to be called as a halo player
Omg that nobody jus tried to own me that stupid noob
by Christian Burgos October 10, 2007
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nobody

"Hey Charlie, you're dumb."

"Who asked?"

"Uhhh, nobody."

"Exactly, nobody asked"
by youtube.com/bryqn April 9, 2020
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Nobody hates you

Its like person Saying "He or She hates me!!!" Most people say that Nobody hates you it means ITS NOT TRUE
PERSON 1: Can you fire my Teacher because she hates me and mean to me!!

PERSON 2: She's nice

PERSON 2: Nobody hates you
by Bikerninja1997 June 21, 2018
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Nobody cares

what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
by kiss me deadly November 8, 2005
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NobodyEVERhearsaboutthis

Tell all the people you can. Especially if they are complete strangers.
Dude, this is one of those "NobodyEVERhearsaboutthis" moments.
by AlexDUH January 13, 2008
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nobodys perfect he/she

this shim is a very annoying person, shim loves to dance around like a stupid idiot, im sure nobody likes this he/she! she or he is a weirdo!
OH MY GAWSH that thing must be the nobodys perfect he/she!
by you-tube watcher January 18, 2009
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