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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
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stop looking up pornhub not for u
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A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.
A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.
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Best gaming website ever 8==D
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Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey
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A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
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A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross
At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO
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