ABZ Nitty

ABZ nitty (also known as Gareth) Is a crackhead from Aberdeen, Scotland. Gareth is often seen roaming the streets shirtless and asking people for crack money. Gareth also thinks that’s he’s a soldier- as you can see from a tiktok of him saying “stay tuned to tiktok everybody. I am a fucking soldier”, then he proceeds to do 4 pushups.

Person 1: yo it’s the ABZ nitty!

Person 2: omfg no way!!

Person 1: HEYY IM UR BIGGEST FAN!!

ABZ nitty: I AM A FUCKING SOLIDER

by Fanny Flaps 69 July 25, 2023

nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.

pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less

by callum everal April 10, 2021

Fitty-NItty

Extremely beautiful and sexy absolutely gorgeous and smart female that smokes pipe every day .

That girls a fitty-nitty.

by Pezsez September 19, 2022

Nittys with Titties

when a fat prick acts like a total nitty and has bigger tits than crystal lust aka sam yeates

N/A: yo you know any nittys with titties?
N/A: yeah g his names sam ennit proper nerd

by Hxrizon October 9, 2022

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana May 21, 2018

nittiness

Full of air bubbles; Unable to burp or fart so you release the gas via hiccups.

I have the hiccups from nittiness

by Nittinescience August 31, 2021

nitty cough

when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.

steve: "oh look at dave! He's got the nitty cough for sure !"

by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017