Nik

He has skin like milk, a voice like fine silk and a heart made of pure gold.

Nik is a timeless classic. He is everything you need in a friend, and wish to see in a perfect stranger.

He is a beautiful man with a big head - a cranium that stores many secrets and sassy zingers. He has a laugh that never gets old. He can be very sensitive so remember to treat him kindly. He has a lot of compassion in his heart and doesnt take hurt emotions lightly.

You would be lucky to know a Nik.

Sure, he likes to suck dick from time to time but with juicy lips like those who wouldnt, especially when he puts on some essence lip gloss - you know, the kind you get from Shoppers Drug Mart.

He is the only karaoke partner you will ever need. A true partner in crime, who gives a wicked good massage. A person you can spend lifetimes with and never get tired of. The kind of person who will make you feel better when you just want to crawl into bed and be alone. A person who makes you feel less alone in the world. The kind of friend that you grow old with. The kind of soul who knows the importance of kindness. A mindful empath.

Nik is the realest. He is so loved, and loves so deeply. He is one in a billion. A true friend and an amazing human being. We love a Nik.

I hope you have the pleasure of meeting someone like Nik one day.
Thupid 1: Whose head is that?! It's shining like the sun!

Thupid 2: THAT'S NIK, DUH! He's a baaad bitch, fucked a bitch, bitch get slick he'll cut the bitch...

Thupid 1: Damn, okay.

Thupid 2: His head is only shining so bright because he is always glowing like a precious diamond... and, well, hes also got a pretty big head.
by TheThupid1 March 14, 2022
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Nik Freeman

The best type of woman to come across. God’s gift to men. Beautiful eyes and even more beautiful skin. Shaped like a coke bottle. Loyal, smart, dedicated, loving. Very caring, emotional, and sweet. Sensual, sexy and great in bed. Submissive and caters to her man’s every need. She also has a very dope sense of style. If you lose her, you’re dumb.
Get you a Nik Freeman. Mine changed my life!
by Haitian King November 23, 2021
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nik nacked

shattered, tired, knackered on an extreme level
‘I’m absolutely nik nacked today, I was up all night on x-box’
by hobs16 July 11, 2024
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nik

nik is a beast
did you see that nik?

as godzilla walks by...
by Halliburton123 October 2, 2019
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Nik

Nik is a person with an extremely large penis and has alot of hoes.
1: your such a nik
2: I know😩
by Nik69 January 15, 2022
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Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.
Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!
by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025
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nik

That one guy that always seems to be one step ahead of your entire squad. It doesn't matter if you're playing at the highest level of competetion, nik always knows.
Man this nik guy really just knows everything!

Yeah dude, he just knows!
by onlyhopping July 2, 2023
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