Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.

The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.

by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020

Narding

When you are playing competitively but you're not contributing.

Start trying youre narding and its not helping

by Tossupossu February 3, 2024

Nard

A synonym for loser.

Michael didn't get laid last night,
What a nard.

by Hellonards June 26, 2018

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.

That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?

by Bridgebay April 15, 2023

Nard

A slang term for a poo used in Australia

A shortened version of the name Nadia

I went to the bathroom and someone left a huge Nard in there

Nadia thinks her shit don't stink, yeah I've noticed that so we just call her the "Nard"

by AussieSlangerMango March 28, 2023

NARD

NOT ANY REGULA DICK

Felicia said what makes you different
I go Felicia this Nard “not any regula dick”

by OfficiallyScoop July 23, 2021