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laundry nap

After you do your laundry, you put all your warm clothes on your bed and take a nap in them, preferably naked.
Jeff: Dude, wtf are you doing?

Charles: Taking a laundry nap. You have to try it before the end of the semester.

Jeff: Okay, but can you put your clothes back on.
by s3xpanth3r May 4, 2010
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dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma
Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.
by CAPTAIN CREAM ⚓ September 24, 2015
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Nap Taste

The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.
Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.
by Rake Judolph June 2, 2011
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Netflix Nap

A Netflix nap is when you take a rest in your bed during the day or evening and watch Netflix, tucked in with a blanket. It's not really sleeping but it is the same since you are so cozy (and you could fall asleep).
Wow is it two already? <Yawn> I'm going to go to my room and take a Netflix nap. If I fall asleep, wake me up for dinner.
by Caykelmom July 20, 2016
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GTA Nap

Just like you do in the game Grand Theft Auto. You take a short nap, 6 hours or so. So daytime can be can become nighttime, and vice-versa. You do this because you have got nothing better to do, and you want to kill time so you can do something like party later that night.
Friend: So what are you doing tonight?
You: I'm going to go party!
Friend: Me too!
You: Speaking of that, I'm going to go take a GTA Nap.
Friend: Alright man, talk to you later...
by YeeManDan June 29, 2010
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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by a tad anonymous April 6, 2008
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Nap Time

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.
Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'
by BPTinyGirl September 10, 2009
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