Nani

Nani (何) just means "what" in japanese. it is one of the few words weeaboos know.

You'd expect that.

guy (we'll name him Aaron): (quietly to himself) I've been studying Japanese...for a while now.
a weeaboo that heard Aaron: Nani o...god I forgot- wait what
Aaron: (turns to the weeaboo) 日本語を勉強してる
the weeaboo: uhh...konnichiwa...genki desu...nani.
Aaron: ...やっぱいいな うちを帰ります (walks away)
the weeaboo: ma...matte kure...onegaishimasu...

by 3170_:)_0713 May 2, 2025

Nani

The realest niggah

Nani is the realest niggah

by Local…?? November 21, 2023

nani

when you be jumpscared and you react with "nani"

jumpscare... NANI!!!???

by akfngks December 5, 2023

nani

**Nani** *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.

the nani why does it exist

by blank123122 March 11, 2024

nani

* *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.

why does this nani thing exist

by blank123122 March 11, 2024

NANI

the ULTIMATE exclamation

him: omg there's a robbery down town
me: *turns around dramatically* NANI!!!

by that one switch June 22, 2022

Nani’s Punani’s

A word used to describe your Grandmas Vagina.

Oh my god, have you seen Grace’s Nani’s Punani’s? It’s so wide!

by ZachIsNiqqer March 3, 2022