noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 07, 2022

its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.

Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 21, 2019

Night Noon

This is how the cool kids say midnight

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!

by Tony Sweets January 24, 2023

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

by Remy Michael May 15, 2020

Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023

Noone is listening

Enough you are doing it to make doing it worthwhile.

Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

High Noon

When you get high at noon time and poke your girl in the Butthole while drinking a tea!

I was hanging with my lady today and gave he the High Noon!

by bhole77 September 26, 2018