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The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy
Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?
by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020
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uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.
She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.
by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020
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future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for
an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh
by aborted_robot April 23, 2010
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kpop future

LEE CHAN or DINO of the group SEVENTEEN.

Dino, the kpop future
person A: Who is the kpop future?
person B: The one and only LEE CHAN
by wrenen August 19, 2021
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Future Slag

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!
by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011
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future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future
My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.
by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003
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Future Edd

A sexy version of Edd Gould (1998 - 2012) that is from the future. He never saw the day of light again because Edd is Dedd. To this day, there are a lot of crazy simps ( crazygirllygirl ) that want to meet Future Edd because he is hot and every other Eddsworld character is STINKY.
"Yo you heard of Future Edd?"

"Yes i want to scratch his chin mmmmmmmmmmmm"
by ryno the reptile man October 25, 2020
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