Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.
Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight
Emily: why?
Rachel: today is National suck dick day!
NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12
Emily: why?
Rachel: today is National suck dick day!
NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12
by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

by anonymous October 6, 2021

by Trusmeyoushit April 4, 2019

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc
by zai >:3 June 10, 2024
