minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Lean Mince

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

by Lukieboy April 22, 2007

mince

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

by Mant November 6, 2008

mincemeat

a woman who chops off her son's or husband's penis and eats it. (group called a colony)

Get away from her! She's one of those crazy mincemeats!

by boogiemaneatyou November 13, 2011

Muinced

A more up to date version of the word Minced, usually used in Scotland but this word would be used when someone is extremely fucked up and is not able to pronounce the words “i am minced” correctly

I’m so Muinced right now mate

by Muince June 26, 2019

Minceacious

Something that is rubbish or crap.

That's just minceacious! How on earth can they do that?

by Lesley Roy June 7, 2007

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014