Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.

Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.

by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025

Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty

A mutant version of the human form.

"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."

by RickMorty_Fan July 15, 2017

Rick and Morty

When two males have sexual intercourse with a dead body after rigor mortis sets in.

Larry and Christopher waited 8hrs to have a Rick and Morty with Linda after she passed from cancer.

by Swobble793 August 28, 2022

do a Morty

Doing a morty requires a special kind of skillsets as you have to time your sell carefully to hit the exact spot before numbers go up.

"Glad we held strong and didn't do a Morty"

by SeaCryp March 6, 2021

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

mortis interruptus

Attempted murder, in law. From the Latin for “interrupted death.” See coitus interruptus (the withdrawal method of birth control).

My client was indicted on charges of mortis interruptus, and we will be arguing that he didn’t have the mens rea (intent/mental state) required for a conviction.

by OldManRealist December 15, 2023

Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.

Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.

by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016