sophisticated moron

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017

Memento moron

A reminder you're not as smart as you think you are.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and then I opened the front door and the keys were hanging out of the deadbolt.

It was a good memento moron.

by Milo Barba January 28, 2014

sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

by French immagrint March 24, 2021

fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.

Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!

by LeManly August 27, 2011

moron tax

Making yourself poorer with moronic decisions.

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose

by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018

gibbering moron

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.

Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.

by seniorphotocopierengineer December 30, 2012

moron magnet

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008