moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Moan Lawner

A machine that “lawns” people when they moan

Girl: maaajjaahahah
Boy: *runs over with moan lawner*
Boy: it be like that sometimes

by Kikikakabooka December 4, 2019

Donkey moan

The sound a donkey makes.

“What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”

by DrDonkey August 12, 2021

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

by I told you Rory June 11, 2018

Game Of Moans

When you are engaged in an orgy and everyone suddenly begins to die.

"Why is everyone dead on my floor?"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"

by C L G May 7, 2018

moans intensely

big cok

big dik *moans intensely

by urmomurdad January 20, 2022