TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES 

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.

"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018

Morning Fart 

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.

It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!

Morning Fart by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

In the morning 

A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.

John: In the morning Adam!
Adam: In the morning John!

In the morning by threethirtythreethirtythree April 7, 2011

Morning Vista 

Exposing your Morning Glory "morning wood" to your significant other upon waking.

Take a look at this Morning Vista.

Morning Vista by Scoob41 January 3, 2013

Morning fanny 

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

Morning fanny by suzna June 24, 2016

Morning Joke 

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

Morning Joke by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

Morning Wood 

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

Morning Wood by SushiTrash July 7, 2018