Mike

Fat shit

Hes a mike

by DenzelDenny April 16, 2017

Mike

A bitch ass nigga, who smells bad and looks worse. He probably works at a shoe selling store like foot locker and thinks he's "fresh" he's boring to be around and is extremely full of himself he thinks he's popular but secretly disliked by many people.

That guy Mike is a bitch.

Friend 1: Hey you omow that guy Mike?
Friend 2: Yeah fuck that guy!

by Kid anonymous January 3, 2018

Mike

Mikes Are Players and Cheaters. Mikes Are Bitches. If You're Dating a Mike You should Leave him Or He'll Break Your Heart

Girl 1: oh! Theres Mike! With another Girl!
Girl 2: wow! Hes Litteraly A Fucking Player!

by Xewo_God July 13, 2017

Mike

Has an average size penis and full sends stuff
Probably watches YouTube pranksters like Danny Duncan and people like him. He is probably really short and redneckish

Bro1:Yo his name is mike
Bro2: I bet he Has an average size penis and full sends stuff and that’s why he’s so short

by Mike Asmuly April 20, 2020

Mike

Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.

You: MIKE JUST SAID WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!
Friend: Its okay hunny, he's just a mike.

by cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 January 16, 2011

Mike

A dum ass person that fakes being a pervert so his wife won't be find out he is and plays his whole family to thick he stupid when he not

Mike is a dum ass

by Bos1e3ksns July 8, 2018

Mike

A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.

- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance

-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you

by Travelller December 27, 2011