microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.

Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.

by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011

Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

microwaves

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.

Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.

by i1abnrk June 19, 2010

Microwave Oven

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

by gravy111 November 23, 2010

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave

He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa

by Lola1109 August 21, 2017