quite possibly the worst type of music ever. if you enjoy the sound of someone being tortured and beaten and the sound of people stomping on small animals, metal is for you.
by bob February 10, 2005
<I>"For us Metal is absolutely NOT only the music. Neither is it only a way of belonging to a social culture group, which many people think Metal is, and they call it “the Metal way of life.” Music is only a form of expression. A language. A sort of communication. But Metal, being Metal, is representing, searching and striving for particular values. It’s for us what we guess for religious people is their religion/faith/god or whatever you call it. But we do NOT believe in any controlling providence! Therefore we don’t believe in fate. We believe in actions caused by oneself. Although we always have a certain amount of belief reserved for possible influences of spiritual character. We have our very own interpretations and general way. The key to the realm of what we call Metal is--among other things--striving for inner pureness, a romantic (which means magical) beholding of life, balance and harmony within you (but even storming thoughts can generate new aspects of awakening and progression), the general insight and by that the understanding of the true nature of things, striving for trueness and honesty which lights up and embellishes one’s and others’ way of life. True Metal as music is Metal true in spirit, theory and practice. It shall not be measured by stylistic or instrumental values, but by the content! Creating art which is in such true balance with one’s personal ideology that it almost borders on madness. This is the only way. Total consistency, but also objective judgement." - Lost Horizon</I>
Death to false metal!
by Doomhammer May 06, 2005
check out goatdildo ensconced in cats blood and rammed up my poop chute , it's the best \m/ metal \m/ album of all time
by widdly widdly widdly September 17, 2006
Know what your chem class taught you about metals: they are malleable, meaning it can be shaped in any way. And metal music is the same as the former and that's were "metal" got its name.
by mrconfusion87 June 04, 2004
A word that had a similar meaning to rad. Since many people are fans of metal music, "metal" is the new word forcool. This word started in Issaquahmpton as far as i know.
person A:What's the most metal animal?
person B: dolphin!
A: no.
person C: manticore!
A: UHm, /what/? ehr, no. definately not metal.
Cows are the metal-est of all.
person B: dolphin!
A: no.
person C: manticore!
A: UHm, /what/? ehr, no. definately not metal.
Cows are the metal-est of all.
by rosentone December 31, 2007
by Lone DFA local S.L.C January 24, 2004