Merkin

Close your legs your merkin is lurking

Can you get your merkin to stop working

by CARA and Stacy January 21, 2026

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 17, 2023

fight for merks

To fight relentlessly and without concern for safety. Aiming to seriously hurt your opponent.

Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody

by Crihs notems November 28, 2016

Posta Seri İlanlar Mersin

Posta Seri İlanlar Mersin
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Posta Seri İlanlar Mersin

by postaseriilan May 11, 2017

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

by gc2467 March 12, 2020