happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

by al-stud December 26, 2009

Unhappy Meal

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

by Swiss Toni January 22, 2008

Chinese meal

A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.

by Ihaza Mazzifgarn February 19, 2011

neil meal

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

by gemevie February 05, 2009

Nigerian Meal

Cum, specifically from a Nigerian male with a member of at least 7 inches.

F: What are we having for dinner tonight?
M: My Nigerian Meal.
F: Not again...

by Bodysock October 25, 2019

Twilight meal

The name of the meal you have in the morning after staying up the whole night. it's not at the same level as breakfast/lunch/dinner; because while for other people it's the 1st meal of a new day, for you it's definatly not!
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)

"I was up all night, so this morning i wandered the streets looking for a nice twilight meal. I went to a bakery and chose a fresh loaf of bread, next door was a grocery, so i picked up some cheese & hummus too. after that i got some coffee, getting the things was as fun as when actually eating the meal. it was really a perfect twilight meal!"

by GuavaFreak September 06, 2009

ipod meal

noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.

Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.

by PENIS PATROL March 03, 2006